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The Curse of Monkey Island - Walkthrough An FAQ/Walkthrough forThe Curse of Monkey IslandGuide InformationAuthor: Tom HayesE-mail: tomhayes83(at)hotmail(dot)comSystem: PCUpdated: 12th November, 2003Version: 2.0Contents1. Sword Fighting4. Copyright informationVersion History2.0 - 12th November, 2003: Updated the format.1.0 - 6th November, 2003: First version.1.
IntroductionThe Curse of Monkey Island is the third installment in the superb Monkey Islandseries of games. The plot for this game involves a mysterious diamond ring thatGuybrush finds in the cargo hold of the evil pirate LeChuck's ship. Unknown tohim however, is that the ring is cursed and transforms whoever wears it into asolid gold statue. So when he gives the ring to his girlfriend Elaine, havingher turn into a statue is only the start of his problems.
The Curse of Monkey Island is the third in the series and follows on from the. Use this syrup with the snake head and it will spit you out into the quicksand. The curse of monkey island has been developed and published under the banner of LucasArts.It was released on October 31st, 1997 where my elder play it firstly in this Pentium 3 computers in his childhood this is the main reason I am giving in on my web.
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Guybrush must journeyto Blood Island to find the only other ring that can cure Elaine, but accordingto the fortune teller, that is also the place where Guybrush will die.2. Walkthrough- Part I: The Demise of the Zombie Pirate LeChuck -The game starts in the ship, where a small pirate is currently firing a cannonat the fort of the nearby island. Get the ramrod on the wall, then talk to thesmall pirate. Say 'I'm Guybrush Threepwood, who are you?' , say 'Are you wearinga fake beard?' And Guybrush will recognise the pirate as Wally the cartographerfrom the second Monkey Island game. Say 'I'm not in the mood for sales hype.'
To receive the pirate literature. Say 'You're a failure as a pirate.' And hewill threaten to shoot.
Select any speech option on the next two selections andWally will admit that he isn't a pirate, and drops his plastic hook.Get the plastic hook and then use the cannon to view of LeChuck's minions, withthe fort burning in the background. Move the cannon using the mouse and fire byleft clicking to defeat all four of the boats, and Guybrush will then return tothe ship.
Look out the window to see the Murrary on the board below, who is oneof the funniest characters in the game. Open the inventory to view all of theitems that have been collected so far. Use the plastic hook with the ramrod tocreate the gaff, and then use the gaff on the debris to retrieve Murray's armand the cutlass. Return to the ship and use the cutlass on the cannon restraintrope, then use the cannon to blast through the door to the cargo hold.Pick up the bag of nickels near the portrait of LeChuck to find a ring.
Get thering, and use it on the porthole to sink the ship. Guybrush will float up tothe surface using the floatation device, where we meet Elaine Marley from theprevious two games. He asks Elaine to marry her and gives her the mysteriousring from the treasure hold, which Wally explains actually has a voodoo curseon it. As Elaine realises that this gift of Guybrush's was actually just anitem from the treasure hold, she attempts to hit Guybrush but transforms into asolid gold statue before she has a chance.- Part II: The Curse Gets Worse -BeachThere is nothing we can do for Elaine at the moment, so get the glowing embernear the remains of the ship and exit the area to view the map of the island.Every location but the fort is currently named as '?' Because Guybrush hasn'tvisited there yet. Travel to the misty area near the left side of Guybrush.SwampMurray is currently on a spike on top of the gate. After he scares Guybrush,stop talking to him and continue down the path to the wrecked ship.
Inside,pull the alligator tongue to reveal the fortune teller from the previous twoMonkey Island games. Say 'Nice place. I love what you've done with it.' , andshe will ask if you want to see pictures of her children. Select any speechoption and Guybrush will then explain what happened to Elaine.Of course leaving a solid gold statue on a beach of a pirate island is notthe most sensible thing to do, so when the fortune teller asks where thestatue has been hidden, select any speech option to return to the beach andview a pirate ship sailing away with the statue. When Guybrush returns to thefortune teller she will explain that to break the curse, the ring must bereplaced with one of greater value. Say 'Where am I going to find a huge,uncursed diamond ring?'
To hear that it is found on Blood Island, where shesays that Guybrush will die.Say 'Uh huh. So, any huge uncursed rings on any other islands?' , say 'How doI get to Blood Island?'
To discover that the three things needed to travel toBlood Island are a map, a ship and a crew. Stop talking to the fortune tellerand get the pin from the doll on the floor. Use the bag of nickels on thegumball machine to receive a pack of gum. (On Mega-monkey, get the paste fromthe floor as well). Exit the ship and return to the map. Enter the right sideof Puerto Pollo, the town at the top-right corner of the map.Puerto PolloGo through the door at the left side of the clock tower to enter the proproom of the theater.
Get the magic wand on the table, and use it on the magichat to reveal a book on ventriloquism. Get the book, get the dandruff on thecoat to get the lice, then get the glove from the pirate coat. (On Mega-monkey, look at the coat to reveal the dandruff, then open the pocket to getthe glove). Exit the theater and enter the Barbery Coast at the bottom-rightcorner of the town. Use the glove with Edward Van Helgen to challenge him toa duel on the field of honor at the top of the town.When he asks you to choose a weapon, close the lid and open the banjo case tochoose the banjo. Edward will play a song on the banjo that ends with onestring at the end of each line.
Remember the four strings that are played,and copy them when Guybrush plays to complete the first round of the duel.Five strings are played in the second round, so copy these when Guybrushplays. (On Mega-monkey, a third round is played where six strings are used).As Edward starts to play the final round by himself, look at the gun pile andget the pistol, then use it on the dueling banjo to win the duel.After the dirty trick that Guybrush used to win, Edward is glad to be thefirst member of his crew.
When Hamish puts the comb on the table, use thelice on it. Hamish will chop off Rottingham's hair and throw him outside theshop. Sit in the barber chair and use the handle at the side. As he rises inthe chair, Guybrush will kick the paperweight off the book (On Mega-monkey,pick up the paperweight after using the handle once). Hamish will walk out ofthe room to go and find another paperweight, so now we can use the handle atthe side of the chair three more times to rise up to the ceiling.Get the scissors from the beam in the ceiling, and Guybrush will lower thechair as Hamish returns. Get the jawbreaker on the floor (On Mega-monkey,push Cutthroat Bill twice first to find the jawbreaker), and exit the barbershop. Walk to the left side of town to see the mysterious flowers at the leftside of Captain Blondebeard's shop.
Use the scissors with the mysteriousflowers to get the ipecac flower, then use the scissors with the undergrowthto cut through to a clearing with a snake sign. Look at the sign, and a largesnake will then drop down from the tree to eat Guybrush.Snake and QuicksandGet the numerous items found in the snake, then use the pancake syrup withthe ipecac flower to create the syrup of ipecac. Use this with the snake headto land down in the quicksand below. Get the hollow reed from the reeds atthe right side of the quicksand, then get a thorn from the thorny plant. Usethe thorn with the hollow reed to create the pea shooter.
Still in theinventory, use the helium balloons on the paperweight, then blow the floatingballoon so that it floats over toward the chicken. Use the peashooter on theballoon, which will explode and drop the vine on the tree. After leaving thequicksand, exit Danjer Cove and enter the left side of Puerto Pollo.Puerto PolloEnter the left side of Puerto Pollo and enter Captain Blondebeard's shop onthe right. When he asks if you have a reservation, say 'Of course I have areservation!'
, and Blondebeard will then let you enter his shop. Get one ofthe biscuits from the barrel in the corner.
Get the club card from the dishon the table (On Mega-monkey, eat the biscuit to get the maggots, then usethe maggots with the gross chicken on the table to get the club card). Pushthe quiet patron and get the serrated bread knife from his back.Give the jawbreaker to Blondebeard to loosen his gold tooth, then give himthe pack of gum. When he blows the bubble with the tooth in it, pop it withthe pin and the tooth will drop out. Get the gold tooth, then exit the shop.(To get the gold tooth on Mega-monkey, chew the pack of gum to get the chewedgum.
Inhale from the helium balloon, use the gold tooth in the chewed gum andthen chew the tooth in gum. It will float out the window of the shop and landin the mudpuddle outside. Use the pie pan in the mudpuddle to get the tooth).Walk through the archway at the right side of the clock tower. Walk to thegrassy knoll and use the serrated bread knife with the sawhorse to tip itover, which will create a trail of rum leading down toward the rubber tree.Use the ember on stick with the trail of rum, and the explosion of the barrelwill cause the rubber tree to land on the pile of logs. (On Mega-monkey, walkwest to the area at the bottom of the grassy knoll and use the biscuit cutteron the rubber trees at the right side of the area to get the rubber plug).Enter the Barbery Coast at the bottom-right corner of the town and show thegold tooth to Cutthroat Bill, who will agree to become the second member ofthe crew.
Talk to Haggis and say 'How would you like to join my crew?' ,select any of the speech options to find that Haggis wants to challengeGuybrush to the caber toss. Say 'Sounds great! Let's do it!' To travel to thearea near the grassy knoll.
As we blasted the rubber tree onto the log pileearlier on, when Guybrush throws the tree it will bounce far down the trackand Haggis will agree to become the third and final member of the crew. ExitPuerto Pollo and select Danjer Cove at the top-left corner of the map.Danjer Cove(On Mega-monkey, use the paste with the rubber plug, then use the stickyrubber plug with the gaping hole in the boat). Use the boat and row leftacross the water to the pirate ship. Use the serrated bread knife with theplank, then climb into the pirate ship to be captured by Mr. Fossey, who saysthat the punishment for boarding the ship is to be tarred and feathered, orto walk the plank. Select any speech option, and Mr.
Fossey will decide totar and feather Guybrush as the the plank has been sawn off. Exit Danjer Coveand enter the left side of Puerto Pollo.Puerto PolloEnter Captain Blondebeard's shop, and he will mistake Guybrush for the demonchicken El Pollo Diablo. Select any of the speech options and Blondebeardsends Guybrush to the kitchen of the pirate ship at Danjer Cove.Danjer CoveMr. Fossey believes he can hear LeChimp talking, so use the ventriloquismbook on LeChimp to give some new instructions.
After he leaves the kitchen,Guybrush will retrieve the treasure map from the vase. Open the porthole andexit the ship, then walk right to exit Danjer Cove.Puerto PolloWalk through the door at the left side of the clock tower to the theater proproom. Walk up the steps to the lighting area and pull the handle to find thelocation for Elaine. (On Mega-monkey, press these buttons to find Elaine:Bottom-right, top-left, left, bottom, right, top-right twice, right, bottom-left). The actor on stage will start to juggle the knives and is about tojuggle the cannonballs next, so use the chicken grease with the cannonballs.After the actor drops the cannonball, walk right to the stage and get theshovel to take the statue of Elaine to the pirate ship at Danjer Cove.Danjer CoveLeave the ship, use the rowboat to paddle back to the beach and then walkright to exit Danjer Cove.
Select the beach at the right side of the island.Brimstone BeachShow the club card to the cabana boy. Select any speech option, and he willlet you enter the exclusive beach. Before going there, get one of the towelsfrom the basket and use it in the ice bucket to make the wet towel. Use thewet towel on the cabana boy and he will run out of his hut. Get the cookingoil from inside the hut. Get two more towels from the basket and use themwith the ice bucket.
Walk north to the beach and walk on the sand to findthat it's too hot to cross. Use the wet towels to cross over to the otherside of the beach. Get the mug, then open the gate to return to the map.Puerto PolloWalk to the left side of Puerto Pollo and use the mug with the mug on thelemonade stall to get the bottomless mug. Talk to the small pirate and say'I'd like to buy some lemonade.' , and Kenny will run away after he realiseshe's been tricked. Get the pitcher from the table and use it in the dye vaton the right to fill it with red dye.
Exit Puerto Pollo.Brimstone BeachGive the bottomless mug to the Palido, then use the pitcher with the red dyeon the bottomless mug. Palido will think he has a tan, and turns over toreveal the map to Blood island on his back.
Use the cooking oil on the mapand then get the map from his back. We now have all of the three items weneed, so exit the beach to leave Plunder Island on the pirate ship.- Part III: Three Sheets to the Wind -After the cutscene, Rottingham will board the ship to steal the map to BloodIsland. The crew will then start singing a rhyme song which Guybrush interactswith by choosing different speech options. In the fifth verse, choose the line'We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.' To stop the song. Haggiswill then ask Guybrush if he'd like to battle on his own, or if he'd rather letthe crew help out.
The only difference here is that the tough sea battlerequires more than one cannonball to sink the enemy pirate ships.Select either option, then look at the navigational chart to see all of thepirate ships in the area. At the moment, all of the ships are represented by'?' As we haven't battled them yet. Select one of the ships to start the opensea battle.
Select an area on the sea by left clicking, and try and moveGuybrush's ship close to the other pirate ship. When you've done this, keepright clicking to fire cannonballs at the ship. After defeating the ship,Guybrush will board it to fight the pirate.It's your turn first to throw an insult, so choose any speech option and readthe answer from the pirate. Every time you select an insult that the piratedoesn't know the answer to, you'll move forward. Every time you select aninsult that the pirate does know the answer to, you'll move back and it is thenbe the pirate's turn to answer a question.
When the pirate says a new insult,that insult is added to Guybrush's list of insults. When the pirate answers aninsult correctly, his is answer added to the list of Guybrush's answers.
Thefull list of insults and answers are found in section three of this FAQ.If you've decided to fight the ships without help from the crew, then look atthe navigation chart and travel to the Plunder Town Harbor to meet Kenny, whohas changed from his previous occupation of lemonade seller to pirate shipweapon seller. Talk to him and say 'What have you got for sale today?' To hearabout all of the weapons that Kenny is selling.As Guybrush defeats the more difficult pirates he will be able to choose morepowerful weapons.
Continue to defeat the various pirates until you have themost powerful cannon: The Destructomatic T-47, then beat Rottingham's ship tochallenge him. You will then have to fight Rottingham in a similar to way tothe pirates.
The full list of insults and answers can be found in section threeof this FAQ. After defeating Rottingham, Guybrush will travel to Blood Island.- Part IV: The Bartender, The Thieves, His Aunt, And Her Lover -ShipwreckAfter crashing into the beach on Blood Island, Haggis will explain that thecrew have decided to leave Guybrush and set sail back to the barber shop onPlunder Island. Talk to Haggis and say 'My that's a big bottle of lotion youhave there.' , say 'There's no way that I can have even a drop of lotion?' ,and Haggis will agree to give you the lotion providing you can find somethingto patch the ship. Say 'I'll let you get back to work.'
Get the bottle inthe sand, bite it to get the cork, then exit the beach to view the map.Select the hotel in the middle of the island and walk inside.HotelWalk to the left side of the hotel and get the recipe book on the bar, andthe empty jar at the right side of the bar. Goodsoup the bartender currentlyhas a hangover, and according to the eighth page of the recipe book it seemsthat we need dog hair, an egg and a pepper. Get the cushion from the barstool, exit the hotel and return to the map. Click the area at the left sideof the hotel to travel to the cemetery.CemeteryWalk left along the path to arrive in an area with an old dog. Get the chiseland the mallet near the carved tombstone, and give the tasty, buttery biscuit(or the half-eaten maggoty biscuit on Mega-Monkey) to the old dog.
Get thedog hair from the old dog, then exit the cemetery to return to the map. Clickthe area near the bottom-right corner of the map to travel to the beach.BeachUse the cushion with the rocks on the beach, and then use the mallet on therubber tree to get the egg from the cushion. Exit the beach and select thewindmill at the left side of the map.WindmillGet a pepper from the plant at the right side of the windmill, exit the area.HotelGive the dog hair, egg, and pepper to Goodsoup. After Goodsoup recovers, say'I'd like a drink, please.' , then select any speech option (on Mega-monkey,select 'Give me a big, fruity drink with an umbrella in it.'
) to get a drinkand an umbrella. He will also give you the rest of the Head-B-Clear that wasused to cure his hangover. Use the chisel with the Head-B-Clear to open it,then use the Head-B-Clear in the drink.
Drink the spiked drink, and after thecutscene, Guybrush will wake up in the crypt.CemeteryUse the chisel on the bottom-right coffin, and get the coffin nails. Use thechisel with the middle coffin to meet Stan, the enthusiastic salesman fromthe previous games. After getting his laminated business card, exit the cryptand walk north to the hotel.HotelOpen the door at the right side of the poster to enter a room with a bigwheel o' cheese. Use the chisel on the cheese, get the refrigerator magnetand then exit the hotel to return to the map. Select the strange lights atthe left side of the volcano to enter the village.VillageGet the block of tofu from the fruit table, then get the auger and themeasuring cup from the small table on the right. Walk north up the pathtoward the volcano to meet Lemonhead. Use the auger with the block of tofu tomake the tofu mask, then use the tofu mask.
Lemonhead will now allow Guybrushto continue up the path toward the top of the volcano. Throw the un-meltedcheese in the volcano and it will erupt, causing the lava to flow under thecooking pot outside the hotel. Exit the village.HotelOutside the hotel, use the remaining un-melted cheese in the cooking pot,then get the cooking pot to take it down to Haggis at the shipwreck.ShipwreckNow that Haggis has something to patch the ship with, he now lets Guybrushtake the hand lotion. Get the lotion and exit the area. Return to the hotel.HotelTalk to the fortune teller. Say 'Hi, I'm Guybrush.
And you would be.?' , say'What's in the cards for me? , and she will revealfive death cards. (On Mega-monkey, continue talking to the fortune telleruntil all five cards are on the table). Get the tarot cards, then walkupstairs to the second floor. Open the left door to enter a small room withsome old portraits. Use the mallet with the nail on the ripped section ofwall, then exit the room to see that the portrait has fallen down.Get the nail from the floor near the portrait (on Mega-monkey, get theportrait as well, use it on the left door and then use the scissors on it toget the face.
Open the door to return to the room and look through theporthole to convince Goodsoup that Guybrush looks like one of the family).Open the door to return to the hall and walk through the right doorway (onMega-monkey, use the laminated business card to open the door).Pull the bed down, then use the coffin nails and the nail on the bed. Get thebook on top of the skeleton, exit the room and walk downstairs to talk toGoodsoup. Say 'What do you know about the lost ring of Blood Island?'
, say 'Ithought if I died, I'd be buried with your aunt.' To find out that Guybrushwasn't put in the Goodsoup crypt as he wasn't a member of the family.Say 'Uncle Griswold!
Don't you recognize me?' , select any answerwhen he asks Guybrush's name, (On Mega-monkey, say 'Look at me! Don't I lookjust like a Goodsoup?' ), say 'I could just talk about Goodsoup history allday.'
, and Guybrush will use the book to convince Goodsoup that he is amember of his family. Talk to Goodsoup and say 'I'd like a drink, please.' Toget another drink. Use the Head-B-Clear in the drink, then drink it to betaken to the Goodsoup crypt.Goodsoup CryptWalk past the ghost to the left side of the crypt, where Murray can be heardplotting his attempt to frighten Guybrush. Get the crowbar from the coffin,and walk near the crack in the wall to see Murray drop down. Pick him up,then look through the crack to see Mort.
Use the skeleton arm to get thelantern (On Mega-monkey, use the paste with the skeleton arm first), then useMurray with the lantern to scare Mort into opening the crypt. Exit the cryptand return to the hotel.Hotel(On Mega-monkey, get the mirror above the left side of the bar, then put theface from the portrait in the mirror frame). Go through the door at the rightside of the poster to enter the room with the wheel o' cheese. Get the deathcertificate from the bottom drawer of the file cabinet, then exit the hotel.CemeteryReturn to the cemetery to find that Stan has transformed the crypt into a newinsurance office. Enter the office and give the gold tooth to Stan to buy theinsurance policy. Give the death certificate to Stan to get the insurancemoney, then exit the cemetery to return to the map.WindmillOpen the door to climb up to the path at the top.
(On Mega-monkey, use theumbrella on the windmill blades to get to the top). Use the empty jar withthe barrel to fill it with sugar-water, then exit the area. Select theclearing at the left side of the shipwreck to find the gold statue of Elaine,with many fireflies above the stump on the right.ClearingPut the jar of water on the stump, and the fireflies will then fly into thejar to make the lantern. Use the chisel with the jar lid in the inventory toput air holes in it, then use the jar on the fireflies.
Exit the area toreturn to the map, and select the lighthouse at the bottom of the map.LighthouseUse the lantern on the lantern post (On Mega-monkey also use the mirror fromthe hotel with the lighthouse mirror), which will shine a beam of lighttoward the beach. Exit the lighthouse and select the beach to find that amysterious figure has arrived.BeachThe mysterious figure needs a compass so he can navigate to Skull Island. Usethe measuring cup with the seawater. Open the inventory and combine the corkand the pin, then combine the cork with the refrigerator magnet, and finallycombine the cork with the measuring cup to make the compass.
Give the compassto the mysterious figure, then talk to him and say 'I'd like to ride out toSkull Island, please.' To travel to Skull Island.Skull IslandAfter the cutscene, Guybrush will climb up to the top of the island. Talk tothe winch operator and say 'Would you lower me down to the smugglers' cave?' .As the platform is lowered it will break and Guybrush will start to fall. Usethe umbrella from the inventory to float into the cave. In the cave, say 'Ihave got SO much money it's almost embarassing.' Select any name from the list, select any speech option after he laughs, thensay 'Maybe we could make a deal.'
, and he will challenge Guybrush to a gameof poker. Say 'Sounds fun! Deal me in, baldy!' , then select any speech optionwhen he asks if you trust them.
When the game starts, show the tarot cards toKing Andre to win the game and get the enormous diamond. After Guybrushreturns to Blood Island, select the hotel.HotelWalk upstairs to the second floor. Go through the right door and use thecrowbar with the boarded hole and the bed. After the cutscene, Guybrush willreturn to the Goodsoup family crypt.Goodsoup CryptGet the engagement band at the top of the steps, then exit the crypt and thecemetery to return to the map.ClearingUse the hand lotion with the cursed diamond ring, then pull the curseddiamond ring from Elaine's finger. Combine the enormous diamond with theengagement band, and then use the completed diamond ring with Elaine. As shetransforms back to her normal self, they will both be captured by LeChuck.- Part V: Kiss of the Spider Monkey -This part starts in a ride in the amusement park, where LeChuck starts talkingto Guybrush. Continue selecting the bottom speech option until LeChuck becomesannoyed and transforms Guybrush into a child.
Open the door to enter the park.Talk to Dinghy Dog and say 'How can I win one of these fabulous prizes?' , say'Bet you can't guess how old I am.' , then say 'Give me that anchor!' Get theanchor and use it with the stack of pies. (On Mega-monkey use the bottle ofshaving foam with the pie pan, then the anchor with the fake pie. Use the heavyfake pie with the stack of pies).When the pie is launched from the cannon, it will hit the mime.
Open the gateand look through the hole to get the meringue pie. Push Dinghy Dog four times(or six times on Mega-monkey) to get the Dinghy Dog hair. Walk to the rightside of the park and get the pepper mill from the snowcone stall. Talk to thesoda jerk and say 'I'd like a plain snowcone, please.' In the inventory, usethe dog hair, pie and pepper mill on the plain snowcone.
Eat the disgustingsnowcone and Guybrush will transform back to his normal self.- Part VI: Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again -This part of the game consists of a rollercoaster ride that passes four areas.Jump out at the first area with the model of the three-headed monkey and getthe fallen rope. Get back in the cart and jump out at the second area with thepirate ship. Get the keg o' rum and return to the cart. Jump out at the thirdarea with the model of LeChuck and get the flask o' oil. (In Mega-monkey, blowthe flask o' oil and then get it).Jump out at the fourth area with the snow and walk up the path to find themodel of the giant snow monkey. In the inventory, use the fallen rope with theflask o' oil.
Use the keg o' rum with the monkey, and use the fallen rope withthe keg o' rum to create a fuse. Walk down to the bottom of the path and waitfor LeChuck to appear.
When he raises his arms to throw fire at Guybrush, usethe pepper mill on him to complete the game.3. Sword Fighting- Fighting the Pirates -Insult - 'Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!' Answer - 'Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.'
Insult - 'En garde! Answer - 'Oh, that is so cliche!' Insult - 'Every enemy I've met I've annihilated!' Answer - 'With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.' Insult - 'Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!'
Answer - 'The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.' Insult - 'I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated!' Answer - 'Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.' Insult - 'I have never seen such clumsy swordplay.' Answer - 'You would have, but you were always running away.' Insult - 'I'll hound you night and day!' Answer - 'Then be a good dog.
Insult - 'I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet!' Answer - 'When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet.' Insult - 'I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.' Answer - 'Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.' Insult - 'Killing you would be justifiable homicide!'
Answer - 'Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.' Insult - 'Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated.' Answer - 'Too bad they're all fabricated.' Insult - 'When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.' Answer - 'At least mine can be indentified.' Insult - 'Would you like to be buried or cremated?'
Answer - 'With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.' Insult - 'You can't match my witty repartee!Answer - 'I could, if you would use some breath spray.' Insult - 'You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.'
Answer - 'I look THAT much like your fiancee?' Insult - 'You're the ugliest monster ever created!' Answer - 'If you don't count all the ones you've dated.'
- Fighting Captain Rottingham -Insult - 'I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.' Answer - 'Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.' Insult - 'I give you a choice.
You can be gutted, or decapitated!' Answer - 'With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.' Insult - 'I have never lost a melee!Answer - 'You would have, but you were always running away.' Insult - 'My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!' Answer - 'With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.' Insult - 'My skills with a sword are highly venerated.' Answer - 'Too bad they're all fabricated.'
Insult - 'Never before have I faced someone so sissified.' Answer - 'Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.' Insult - 'Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!'
Answer - 'I could, if you would use some breath spray.' Insult - 'When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!' Answer - 'Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.' Insult - 'You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.' Answer - 'I look THAT much like your fiancee?' Insult - 'You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!'
Answer - 'Then be a good dog. Insult - 'Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!'
Answer - 'Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.' Insult - 'Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day.' Answer - 'When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet.' Insult - 'Your looks would make pigs nauseated.' Answer - 'If you don't count all the ones you've dated.'
Insult - 'Your mother wears a toupee!' Answer - 'Oh, that is so cliche!'
Insult - 'You're a disgrace to your species. You're so undignified!' Answer - 'At least mine can be indentified.' Item List- Part I -Bag of NickelsThe nickels are Found in the cargo hold of LeChuck's ship.
They are used withthe gumball machine in the ship in the swamp in part II.CutlassAfter Guybrush has used the cannon to shoot the pirate boats, the cutlass isfound by using the gaff with the debris in the water.GaffMade by combining the plastic hook with the ramrod. It is used to pick up thecutlass from the debris in the water after shooting the pirate boats.Helium BalloonsThe balloons are available at the start of the game. They are combined withthe paperweight after Guybrush falls in the Quicksand in part II.
It can bepopped by using the pea shooter.Pirate LiteratureFound by talking to Wally in the cannon room. It is not used.Plastic HookAfter Wally is convinced that he's a failure as a pirate, he will drop thehook on the floor. It is combined with the ramrod to create the gaff.RamrodFound on the wall of the cannon room in the ship.
It is combined with theplastic hook to create the gaff.RingFound under the bag of nickels in the cargo hold. Guybrush gives the ring toElaine in the cutscene at the end of part I, which transforms her into a goldstatue. It is removed in part IV by using the hand lotion on her finger.Skeleton ArmAfter Guybrush has used the cannon to shoot the pirate boats, the skeletonarm is found by using the gaff with the debris in the water.- Part II -BiscuitFound in the barrel in Captain Blondebeard's shop. It is given to the old dogat the cemetery on Blood Island in part IV.Biscuit CutterFound at the left side of Captain Blondebeard's shop on Mega-monkey mode.BookFound by using the magic wand with the magic hat in the theater prop room. Itis used on LeChimp in the ship at Danjer Cove.Bottomless MugFound by swapping the mug from Palido at Brimstone Beach with Kenny's mug atPuerto Pollo.
It is returned to Palido.Chewed GumMade by chewing the pack of gum on Mega-monkey mode. It is combined with thegold tooth in Captain Blondebeard's shop to make the tooth in gum.Chicken GreaseGuybrush gets this in his inventory after he arrives in the kitchen of theship at Danjer Cove. It is used on the cannonballs in the theater prop room.Club CardFound on the dish in Captain Blondebeard's shop. It is shown to the cabanaboy at Brimstone Beach to gain access to the beach.CoffeeThis is one of the items found inside the snake after cutting the undergrowthnear Captain Blondebeard's shop.
It is not used.Cooking OilAfter Guybrush has used the wet towel on the cabana boy at Brimstone Beach,the oil is found in the hut. It is used on the map on Palido's back.Dry TowelsFound in the basket in front of the cabana boy's hut on Brimstone Beach. Theyare used with the ice bucket to make the wet towel and wet towels.Ember on StickFound near the remains of the ship in the area with the fort. It is used withthe trail of rum on the grassy knoll in Puerto Pollo.EncyclopediaThis is one of the items found inside the snake after cutting the undergrowthnear Captain Blondebeard's shop.
It is not used.Faberge EggThis is one of the items found inside the snake after cutting the undergrowthnear Captain Blondebeard's shop. It is not used.GloveFound in the pirate coat in the theater prop room. It is used on Edward VanHelgen in the Barbery Coast to challenge him to a duel.Gold ToothFound by loosening Captain Blondebeard's tooth and popping the bubble gumballoon with the pin.
It is shown to Cutthroat Bill in the Barbery Coast, andis given to Stan in the insurance office in part IV.Half-eaten Maggoty BiscuitMade by chewing the biscuit from Captain Blondebeard's shop on Mega-monkeymode. It is given to the old dog at the cemetery on Blood Island in part IV.Hollow ReedFound in the quicksand. It is combined with the thorn to make the peashooter.Ipecac FlowerFound by using the scissors on the flower outside Captain Blondebeard's shop.It is combined with the pancake syrup to make the syrup of ipecac.JawbreakerFound on the floor in the Barbery Coast. It is given to Blondebeard in hisshop at the left side of Puerto Pollo to loosen his gold tooth.LiceFound by looking at the dandruff on the pirate coat in the theater prop room.They are used with the comb in the Barbery Coast.MaggotsFound by eating the biscuit in Mega-monkey mode.
They are used with the grosschicken in Captain Blondebeard's shop to reveal the club card.Magic WandFound on the table in the theater prop room. It is used with the magic hat inthe prop room to make the ventriloquism book appear.MapFound by using the cooking oil on Palido's back at Brimstone Beach. This isone of the items needed to sail to Blood Island.MugFound on Palido, the sunbather on Brimstone Beach. It is swapped with Kenny'sbottomless mug at Puerto Pollo.Naturalist RemainsThis is one of the items found inside the snake after cutting the undergrowthnear Captain Blondebeard's shop.
They are not used.Old Phone BooksThis is one of the items found inside the snake after cutting the undergrowthnear Captain Blondebeard's shop. They are not used.Pack of GumFound by using the bag of wooden nickels with the gumball machine in the shipat the swamp. It is given to Captain Blondebeard in his shop.Pancake SyrupThis is one of the items found inside the snake after cutting the undergrowthnear Captain Blondebeard's shop. It is used with the ipecac flower.PancakesThis is one of the items found inside the snake after cutting the undergrowthnear Captain Blondebeard's shop. It is not used.PaperweightFound by using the handle at the side of the chair in the Barbery Coast.
Itis combined with the helium balloons after Guybrush falls in the quicksand.PasteFound on the floor in the fortune teller's ship in the Mega-monkey mode.Pea ShooterMade by combining the hollow reed and the thorn. It is used to pop the heliumballoon in the quicksand area.Pie PanFound at the left side of Captain Blondebeard's shop on Mega-monkey mode.PinFound in the doll on the floor in the fortune teller's ship. It is used topop the balloon the Captain Blondebeard blows, and is combined with the corkin part IV to make one of the items needed for the compass.PistolAfter Edward Van Helgen has been challenged to a duel, the pistol is found inthe gun case. It is used to shoot the Van Helgen's banjo in the third round.PitcherAfter Kenny realises that he has been tricked, the pitcher is found on thetable at his lemonade stall in Puerto Pollo. It is used with the red dye.Pitcher with Red DyeMade by using the pitcher with the red dye near Kenny's lemonade stall. It isgiven to Palido on Brimstone Beach.Reservation SlipThis is one of the items found inside the snake after cutting the undergrowthnear Captain Blondebeard's shop. It is shown to Captain Blondebeard.Rubber PlugFound by using the biscuit cutter with the rubber tree at the bottom of thegrassy knoll in Mega-monkey mode.
It is combined with the paste to make thesticky rubber plug.SausageThis is one of the items found inside the snake after cutting the undergrowthnear Captain Blondebeard's shop. It is not used.ScissorsAfter Haggis leaves the Barbery Coast to find a new paperweight, the scissorsare found by raising the barber chair to its highest point. They are usedwith the mysterious flowers outside of Captain Blondebeard's shop to get theipecac flower, and are then used with the undergrowth to find the snake area.Serrated Bread KnifeFound in the back of Manny Calavera, the quiet patron in Captain Blondbeard'sshop.
It is used with the sawhorse on the grassy knoll, and is also used onthe plank of the pirate ship at Danjer Cove.Spare TireThis is one of the items found inside the snake after cutting the undergrowthnear Captain Blondebeard's shop. It is not used.Sticky Rubber PlugMade by using the paste on the rubber plug in Mega-monkey mode. It is used onthe gaping hole in the boat at Danjer Cove.Stuffed Dinghy DogThis is one of the items found inside the snake after cutting the undergrowthnear Captain Blondebeard's shop.
It is not used.Syrup of IpecacMade by combining the pancake syrup with the ipecac flower in the snake. Itis used on the snake head to exit the snake.ThornFound on the thorny plant in the quicksand.
It is combined with the hollowreed to make the pea shooter.Tooth in GumMade by using the gold tooth with the chewed gum on Mega-monkey mode. Afterinhaling from the helium balloon, it is chewed to make the gold tooth floatout of the window in Captain Blondebeard's shop.Top-secret PlansThis is one of the items found inside the snake after cutting the undergrowthnear Captain Blondebeard's shop. They are not used.Treasure MapFound in the vase in the kitchen of the ship at Danjer Cove. It is used inthe theater lighting area to find the location of Elaine.Vacuum Cleaner AttachmentsThis is one of the items found inside the snake after cutting the undergrowthnear Captain Blondebeard's shop.
They are not used.Wet TowelMade by using the dry towel on the ice bucket at Brimstone Beach. It is usedon the cabana boy to make him leave his hut.Wet TowelsMade by using the dry towels on the ice bucket at Brimstone Beach. They areused to cross over the hot sand to the other side of the beach.- Part IV -AugerFound on the small table in the village. It is used with the block of tofu tomake the tofu mask.Block of TofuFound on the fruit table in the village. It is used with the auger to makethe tofu mask.
It is also used on Guybrush to pass to the top of the volcano.BookAfter using all the nails on the bed in the right room on the second floor ofthe hotel, the book is found on top of the skeleton. It is used to convinceGoodsoup into thinking that Guybrush is a member of his family.BottleFound in the sand near the shipwreck. It is bitten in the inventory to getthe cork. It is used with the pie pan on Mega-monkey mode in part IV.ChiselFound next to the carved tombstone near the old dog in the cemetery. It isused to open the bottle of Head-B-Clear. It is used with the bottom-rightcoffin in the crypt to get the coffin nails.
It is used with the coffin inthe middle of the crypt to meet Stan. It is used on the wheel o' cheese inthe hotel. It is also used with the jar lid.Coffin NailsFound by using the chisel on the bottom-right coffin in the crypt. They areused with the bed in the right room on the second floor of the hotel.CorkFound by getting the bottle in the sand near the shipwreck. It is used withthe pin, the refrigerator magnet and the measuring cup to make the compass.CompassMade by combining the cork with the pin, the cork with the refrigeratormagnet, and the cork with the measuring cup.
It is given to the mysteriousfigure at the beach after the lighthouse has been lit.Completed Diamond RingMade by combining the enormous diamond with the engagement band. It is givento Elaine in the clearing near the shipwreck.CrowbarFound in the coffin in the Goodsoup crypt. It is used on the boarded hole andthe bed in the right room on the second floor of the hotel.CushionFound on the bar stool in the hotel. It is used on the rocks on the beach tocatch the egg that drops from the rubber tree.Death CertificateAfter Guybrush has left the Goodsoup crypt, the certificate is found in theroom of the hotel with the wheel o' cheese.
After Guybrush has bought theinsurance policy, it is given to Stan to get the insurance money.Dog HairFound on the old dog in the cemetery. It is one of the three items given toGoodsoup in the hotel.EggFound by using the cushion on the rocks on the beach, then using the malleton the rubber tree.
It is one of three items given to Goodsoup in the hotel.Empty JarFound at the right side of the hotel bar. It is used with the barrel on thewindmill to fill it with water.Engagement BandAfter the bed in the hotel launches Charles toward the Goodsoup crypt, theband can be found at the top of the steps in the crypt.Enormous DiamondFound by winning the poker game on Skull Island. It is combined with theengagement band to make the completed diamond ring.FaceFound by using the scissors with the portrait on the second floor of thehotel.
It is used with the mirror frame near the hotel bar after the mirrorhas been taken.Hand LotionFound by giving the cooking pot with the melted cheese to Haggis at theshipwreck. It is used with the cursed diamond ring on Elaine's finger.Head-B-ClearGoodsoup will give the Head-B-Clear to Guybrush after he has been cured ofhis headache. It is used in any drink that Guybrush orders from the bar.Insurance MoneyAfter buying the insurance policy from Stan, the money is found by giving thedeath certificate to Stan.Jar LidFound by getting the empty jar from the hotel bar. It is used with chisel,and is then used on the lantern at the clearing.Jar of WaterFound by using the empty jar with the barrel on the windmill. It is put onthe stump in the clearing to make the lantern.Laminated Business CardFound after meeting Stan in the crypt. It is not used.LanternFound by using the skeleton arm on the lantern in Mort's hut.
It is combinedwith Murray to scare Mort into opening the crypt.LanternMade by using the jar of water on the stump in the clearing. It is used withthe lantern post on the lighthouse.MalletFound next to the carved tombstone near the old dog in the cemetery. It isused with the rubber tree on the beach to get the egg. It is also used on thenail in left room on the second floor of the hotel.Measuring CupFound on the small table in the village. It is combined with the cork to makeone of the items needed for the compass.MirrorFound at the left side of the hotel bar.
It is used with the mirror at thetop of the lighthouse.MurrayFound at the left side of the Goodsoup crypt. He is combined with the lanternto scare Mort into opening the crypt.NailAfter using the mallet on the nail in the left room on the second floor ofthe hotel, the nail is found in the hall. It is used with the bed in theright room on the second floor of the hotel.PepperFound on the plant at the right side of the windmill. It is one of the threeitems given to Goodsoup in the hotel.PortraitAfter the mallet has been used with the nail in the left room on the secondfloor of the hotel, the portrait is found in the hall. It is used with thescissors to get the face from the portrait.Recipe BookFound on the bar in the hotel.
It is read to provide instructions for curingGoodsoup's hangover.Refrigerator MagnetFound on the refrigerator in the room with the wheel o' cheese in the hotel.It is combined with the cork to make one of the items needed for the compass.Tarot CardsFound by talking to the fortune teller in the hotel. They are used to win thepoker game on Skull Island.Tofu MaskMade by combining the auger with the block of tofu.
It is used with Guybrushto access to the top of the volcano.UmbrellaFound by ordering a drink from the hotel bar. It is used when Guybrush fallsoff the top of the cliff to enter the hideout on Skull Island.Un-melted Hunk of Nacho CheeseFound by using the chisel on the wheel o' cheese in the hotel. It is throwninto the top of the volcano.Weak HandFound by playing the poker game on Skull Island. It is swapped with the tarotcards to win the poker game.- Part V -AnchorFound after Dinghy Dog fails to guess Guybrush's correct age. It is used withthe stack of pies.
It is used with the pie pan in Mega-monkey mode.Dinghy Dog HairFound after Guybrush pushes Dinghy Dog four times. It is one of three itemsused on the plain snowcone.Disgusting SnowconeMade by using the dinghy dog hair, meringue pie or pepper mill on the plainsnowcone. When all three items have been used, the disgusting snowcone iseaten to change Guybrush back to normal.Fake PieMade by using the bottle of shaving foam on the pie pan in Mega-monkey mode.It is used with the anchor to make the heavy fake pie.Heavy Fake PieMade by using the anchor on the fake pie in Mega-monkey mode. It is used withthe stack of pies.Meringue PieAfter the pie with the cannon has knocked over the mime, the meringue pie isfound by looking through the hole near the stack of pies. It is one of threeitems used on the plain snowcone.Pepper MillFound on the snowcone stall. It is one of three items used on the plainsnowcone.
After the rope is attached to to the keg o' rum in part VI, it isused on LeChuck in the area with the giant snow monkey.Plain SnowconeFound by talking to the soda jerk at the snowcone stall. It is combined withthe Dinghy Dog hair, meringue pie and pepper mill.- Part VI -Fallen RopeFound in the first area with the model of the waving monkey.
It is used withthe keg o' rum after it has put on the giant snow monkey in the fourth area.Flask o' OilFound in the third area with the model of LeChuck. It is used with the fallenrope in the inventory.Keg o' RumFound in the second area with the model of the pirate ship. It is used withthe giant snow monkey in the fourth area.Soggy Paper ConeThe remains of the plain snowcone from part V.
It is not used.5. Copyright InformationThis document is Copyright 2003 Tom Hayes. It is not to be distributed in anyform without the permission of the author. The author of this document is notaffiliated with the creators of this game in any way. The latest version ofthis document can be found at www.gamefaqs.com.
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